~~~ MATI KATAK ~~~

wahahhaha~~~~ all of u must be wondering wat is mati katak right???? hehe tell u later lar~~~ coz first of all i just want to tell sumthing great happen today~~~

He was a great friend of mine~~~ all of us just finish a worship department gathering~~~soooo all of us just chilling aroung the hall ler since nothing to do~~~~ well sumone suggested all of us go DOTA~~~ but seems like nobody's wants their heavy butt out of the chair soo in da end we just chill around~~~~

sooo we sumhow discuss about the upcoming youth service dat is launching on the 16 of july i guess.... sooo we just thinking of a few moves lar.... sooo we have a master or sifu ooi asking this great friend of mine to do a flip like matrix~~~ da one that u step on the wall and make a back flip~~~ at first he wanted to do on a pillar but then we stopped him coz da pillar was made out of board or sumthing~~~ soo he turn around~~~~ and saw this wall~~~

he run and as his feet lands on the wall~~~~ the wall just broke and his feet is inside da wall~~~ well as u all can guess da wall was made out of board too~~~ sooo the wall now have a hole the size of his leg~~~~ haha all thanks to the great sify ooi who teaches him this move... anyway~~~ continue back to the topic

ok Mati Katak is very simple~~~~
just imagine dat ur a frog~~~~ ur a frog at the road side wanting to cross the road~~~ looked left and right no car so u hop across the road~~~ suddenly a p license pembunuh and pantas driver appear out of no where and ram u over~~~~ kesian~~~ and of course u die instanly~~~ now~~~ u see urself on the road~~~ flatten by the pembunuh driver~~~~ now all ur guts are like all around u~~~ and ur lying flat dead on the road~~~

as the days goes by~~~ nobody notice u lying flat dead on the road~~~ ur body begin to stink~~~ and rot~~~~ u saw another pumbunuh knock a cat and the cat die~~~ now the cat also begins to rot and it smells terrible~~~~ sooo the mppj came and took the cats body away~~~ dat timey thought dat ur body will be taken a way too~~~ but to ur dissappointment~~~ nobody gives a darn look at u~~~ sooo ur body still there rotting~~~ a few weeks later ur body dried and so does the bones inside ur skin~~~~ now all u left is nothing but just a miserable skin~~~ left alone on the road~~~~ acoompanying the song lonely by akon~~~

sooo dat is MATI KATAK~~~

well take care, have fun and enjoy!!!!

~WalTer~ GlowIng in RadiaNce~

~~~ Durian ~~~

yo~~~~ how's everyone doing???? bet u all sure fine lar~~~~ those having hol sure shiok like mad~~~ where as some ppl still need to go for summer classes~~~ like me~~~ suffer like crazy and to add oil into fire~~~ i took 4 subjects~~~~ and all compress into an 11 week semester~~~~ can really kill you~~~~ i need some rest!!!!!

oh nehow~~~ managed to take bout 2 weekends off~~~~ do wat???? balik kampung~~=.= but i did have fun going back celebrating my grandpa errmmmm sum almost a centuary birthday~~~ but i still remember~~~~ it was sun morning and the first "solid food" went into my stomach was no other than the king of fruits ~~~jeng jeng jeng~~~~ DURIAN~~~~~ ate quite a lot ler~~~ then went out with my uncle's and guess wat???? more durians~~~~

thankfully i had classes on Mon so need to go b to kl early~~~~ phew~~~ i'm saved from durians~~~ but then~~~~ when my uncle come down to kl~~~~ they bring bout one dozen durian home~~~~ i'm like wah~~~~~* crying * oh well at least i get to makan good free durians~~~

wah liao i need a lot of water man~~~ after durian is lychee summore~~~~ can die ler my throat~~~~ burning~~~~ kenot sing~~~ hahah~~~~ oh well drink more water~~~~ but den one think kenot stand is after eating durian~~~~ wah liao~~~ durian breath, fart, burb~~~ wah liao can kill ppl one ler~~~~ sooo hahahaha beware!!!!!

well take care, have fun and enjoy!!!!
God bless everyone~~~~~

~WalTer~ GlowIng in RadiaNce~

~~~ Funny Phone call~~~

yo~~~~ as the title above~~~ i recieved a weird phone call ler~~~~ ok lar it's actually my from pkn~~~ pkn????? Program Khidmat Negara lor~~~~ hmmmm must salute him coz he actually volunteer~~~ haha~~~~

neway back to da story~~~~ he called me bout 430 pm like dat and he sounds panic on the other side of the phone~~~ the conversation went like this:
friend: "Eh, hi how are u??? nvm but can u help me???"

me: "errrmmm ok.... wat do u want?"

friend:"do u remember when we were in ns, we were in the same room with another roommate and remember how he open his locker?? there, the guy which use sumthing like a hook one ar~~~ u still remember how he open the lock ar??? do u turn it clockwise or counter clockwise?? do u still remember???" ( he spoke very fast~~~)

me: "..."

friend:" pls tell me u still remember..... can u teach me or not?" (mind u he is studying in tarc and i'm in SS2)

me: "..."

friend:" hello u still there???? "

me: "yeah... errmmmmm y dun u tell me wat's happening first?'

friend: "ok u see, it's like this.... i just got back from sabah( he is from sabah), and the hor~~~ i go into my campus.... den i went into my room ar~~~ and den i can't open my locker!!! i mean it's like i forgot to bring my key back u know..... i left the whole bunch over in my house( sabah) so how now???? tell me how ler~~~~ sooo can u teach me or not???? soooo do u still remmber or not how to pick the lock???? which side do u turn clockwise izzit?? arrrr tell me wat to do now ler~~~ i'm panicking already~~~~ how are?? sooo can u teach me???"

me: "y dun u just go call a key smith to open it or just cut it open???"

friend: he too panic to think already and he repeated his situation and asking me for help.

me: "ok u just cut it open lar~~~ i dunno how to pick the lock ler~~"

friend: "ok lar, i guess dat's da only solution...... sooo i'll just cut it off lar~~~~ haiyah how come i forget to bring my key one~~~ oh well.... i think i'll cut it lar~~~~ errmmm thanks yar~~ bye"

by dis time i stoned for a while and den started laughing..... haha~~~~ quite funny lar~~~~ for a guy suddenly ask u to teach him how to pick a lock~~~~ the world is always fill with weird people....

take care, have fun and enjoy~~~
God bless everone~~~~

~~~ HAPPY~~~~

hey guys~~~~ thanks to all of u who turn up and celebrated the day~~~~ you guys made my day whole man~~~~ felt sooooo touch~~~ thanks to all who wished me and also not forgeting the organisers~~~~ you know who you are~~~~ went up to the mountain, swam across the sea, walked through the deadly swamp~~~~ all the way to secret recipe~~~~ haha~~~ didn't get to speech just now sooo i write it down lor~~~~ and yeah~~~ thanks and thanks again~~~ made my day whole~~~~ will treasure this day~~~~ million thanks to all of you~~~~

haha~~~~ so long nvr blog liao~~~ above will be da speech for my birthday ~~~~ hahahha~~~~ but it's true ler~~~~ nvr had a celebration since dunno when~~~~ haha~~~~ million thanks~~~ and yah~~~ church camp was~~~ errrmmm~~~~ hillarious!!!! just soooo funny dat u'll laugh till u drop dead~~~~ haha no worries lar not till drop dead lar~~~ u'll just laugh and laugh and laugh~~~ and the amazing thing is that u won't laugh till u stomach pain one ler~~~~ can just cont laughing!!!!

truely its a great camp lor~~~ I'll regret if i didn't go ler~~~~~ thanks to Hock preaching which made me to grab back the passion to join this exciting camp!!!! thanks and thanks!!! hmmmm back to da routine~~~ lotsa work but i believe that the almighty God will help me go through this~~~~ and of course i must work too!!! and i'll leave u all a verse~~~ ISAIAH 43

take care, have fun and enjoy~~~

~WalTer~ GlowIng in RadiaNce~