Sunday, June 26, 2005

~~~ MATI KATAK ~~~

wahahhaha~~~~ all of u must be wondering wat is mati katak right???? hehe tell u later lar~~~ coz first of all i just want to tell sumthing great happen today~~~

He was a great friend of mine~~~ all of us just finish a worship department gathering~~~soooo all of us just chilling aroung the hall ler since nothing to do~~~~ well sumone suggested all of us go DOTA~~~ but seems like nobody's wants their heavy butt out of the chair soo in da end we just chill around~~~~

sooo we sumhow discuss about the upcoming youth service dat is launching on the 16 of july i guess.... sooo we just thinking of a few moves lar.... sooo we have a master or sifu ooi asking this great friend of mine to do a flip like matrix~~~ da one that u step on the wall and make a back flip~~~ at first he wanted to do on a pillar but then we stopped him coz da pillar was made out of board or sumthing~~~ soo he turn around~~~~ and saw this wall~~~

he run and as his feet lands on the wall~~~~ the wall just broke and his feet is inside da wall~~~ well as u all can guess da wall was made out of board too~~~ sooo the wall now have a hole the size of his leg~~~~ haha all thanks to the great sify ooi who teaches him this move... anyway~~~ continue back to the topic

ok Mati Katak is very simple~~~~
just imagine dat ur a frog~~~~ ur a frog at the road side wanting to cross the road~~~ looked left and right no car so u hop across the road~~~ suddenly a p license pembunuh and pantas driver appear out of no where and ram u over~~~~ kesian~~~ and of course u die instanly~~~ now~~~ u see urself on the road~~~ flatten by the pembunuh driver~~~~ now all ur guts are like all around u~~~ and ur lying flat dead on the road~~~

as the days goes by~~~ nobody notice u lying flat dead on the road~~~ ur body begin to stink~~~ and rot~~~~ u saw another pumbunuh knock a cat and the cat die~~~ now the cat also begins to rot and it smells terrible~~~~ sooo the mppj came and took the cats body away~~~ dat timey thought dat ur body will be taken a way too~~~ but to ur dissappointment~~~ nobody gives a darn look at u~~~ sooo ur body still there rotting~~~ a few weeks later ur body dried and so does the bones inside ur skin~~~~ now all u left is nothing but just a miserable skin~~~ left alone on the road~~~~ acoompanying the song lonely by akon~~~

sooo dat is MATI KATAK~~~

well take care, have fun and enjoy!!!!

~WalTer~ GlowIng in RadiaNce~

1 Comments:

Blogger theoryl said...

well, i saw one dead cat in the morning, then two (supposedly) dead dogs by the road just now (9pm something), then i read about this dead katak. i think death is coming close to me... =)

- Jia Fu

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